she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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