quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
why do cheetos always look like penises
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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