I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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