I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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