I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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