I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
