i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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