Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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