Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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