At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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