P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We're too hungover to prance.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
