You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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