dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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