well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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