pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
