Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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