just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
