You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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