Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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