Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I love you.
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