Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We left an ass print on the piano.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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