My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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