she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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