Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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