don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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