i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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