I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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