I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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