: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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