Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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