Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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