im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
