the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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