Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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