Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she looked like the before picture.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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