how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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