I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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