Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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