im having a threesome with these popsicles
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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