I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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