he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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