3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
