Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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