woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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