I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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