jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
