Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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