Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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