Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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