I feel like abortions should bother me more
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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