What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I have post one night stand depression
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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