Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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