I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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