She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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