I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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