i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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