are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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